HEALTH MATTERS

(Updated June 2026)

 

 

Oh! Oh! Candida!

 

Following a sever bout of glandular fever in 1990, I suffered from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Irritable Bowel Syndrome.  Doctors wrongly diagnosed this as M.E. (Myalgic Encephalomyelitis) and they have no treatment for this, so I lost my house, my car and my savings.  I was left to rot for 14 years until someone who was not a doctor said that the combination of those two symptoms suggested that I was suffering from candidiasis.  Candida is a fungus that normally lives in the gut, but an overgrowth can spread through the intestines, oesophagus, throat and sinuses causing fatigue and pain.  The solution is an exclusion diet, easy to find online, and I recovered within a few weeks.

 

LIFE-SAVER

Over the years, our experience of general practice has not been a happy one, and we have often come away feeling that nothing was achieved.  In 2001, when I nearly died from cellulitis, in the week when the twin towers fell, the doctors and nurses who saved my life were wonderful, I had hardly arrived in A&E when they were pumping medicine into me, 

 

Yes, they saved my life, but I might not have been in hospital at all if the GP I had at the time had made an effort to come out and help me, instead of leaving me for days.  Over the years of my life, doctors have not helped me at all with the everyday problems that make my life difficult, uncomfortable, or painful, crippling dry throats, the painful knee problem that sometimes drops me on the floor, the skin that constantly itches, and fails to heal, the throat that makes it difficult for me to earn money by singing or giving history lectures.  Nobody made any effort so it is no surprise that I have had to go through life spending inordinate amounts of time and energy experimenting to try to solve my health problems myself.  Sometimes, I come up with things that help me enormously, and although I appreciate the fact that we are all individuals, with our own peculiarities, I hope that these ideas may help other people too.  

 

SKIN ALLERGY

 

I was in a pharmacy recently, and a lady was asking about skin allergy.  The assistant said she should avoid soaps like Imperial Leather, and only use things like Simple or Pure.  For my skin, these are the worst soaps, and Imperial Leather is one of the few I can trust.  When my skin is injured, it heals very well, and quite quickly, but when spots erupt from inside the skin, it is a very different story.  Over the years, any warm clothing on my arms causes the skin to break out in masses of spots, sometimes 30 on each arm.  On one occasion I had lots of white spots on the inside of my right arm, and they itched terribly.  On the outside of my left arm, I had a similar number of itchy red spots, but if I scratched them they bled badly.  I have made amazing progress with the skin on my arms in the past couple of years:  I am allergic to most soaps, shampoos and shaving products, so I have completely avoided them, and every day I scrub my skin with water and brushes.  I keep my arms bare for most of the year, and any vests, pullovers or jackets have to be armless.  Even the warmth of wearing a T-shirt leads to spots in the shoulder areas, but sunshine doesn’t seem to be a problem.  Similarly, my legs will break out in spots if they are too warm, so I can’t wear long underwear, long socks or even thick socks.  I can’t wear a knee support because it gets too hot, and breaks out in more spots.  When I was a child, my mother said “it’ll never get better if you pick it” but the opposite is true.  The spots don’t form normal scabs, the are like tiny keloids, hard prickly skin that catches on my clothes and causes irritation and soreness.  Seven months ago, a pair of spots arrived, almost touching each other, and I have nearly managed to remove them.  Imagine multiplying that by fifty or sixty.  I can’t find any tools that remove the hard skin, and although salicylic acid is supposed to remove hard skin, I haven’t found a product to do it.

 

DRY THROATS

 

I often have such a bad dry throat that I find it difficult to speak or sing, 2 things I need to do often.  A mouthful of whisky fixes it instantly when it keeps me awake, but I can’t drink whisky all day.  A friend was delivering one of his regular sermons on the evils of fizzy drinks, and then drifted off to say that he suffered from terrible dry throats that made it difficult to speak, and no amount of water, or fluids of any kind seemed to help.  I pointed out that I had been saying the same to him for years, and the only thing that helps is Coca-Cola.  Not water, Coke Light, Pepsi, Diet Coke, cheap imitations, or indeed any other fizzy drinks, sweet drinks, caffeine drinks, hot drinks or fruit drinks, just the normal sugary Coke.  A doctor who had a bottle of Coke on his desk said “What sugar?  Coke contains glucose, which stimulates the production of mucus”.  I have certainly become aware that the dry throat (perhaps soft palette) coincides with dryness in the nasal cavity.  An American friend pointed out that doctors in the states prescribe the syrup from which Coke is made, for relief from certain throat ailments.  Where can I buy it?  If you use a drink to help your throat, you probably only need an occasional mouthful, so don’t drink a whole can or a glassful, I find that I drink less if I take it straight from a large bottle.  Did you know that Coke contains less sugar than some “health drinks”?  Incidentally, I gave up Coke for two months, I didn’t lose an ounce, I just suffered terribly with my throat.  If doctors want me to stop drinking it, all they have to do is fix my throat.  Any offers?

 

One possible cause is that I used to drink my tea very hot.  Having picked up a cup by its handle because it is too hot for your hand, do you then pour it into your mouth?  Madness!!  Then, a strange instinct makes you swallow it to get it out of your mouth, so you scald your throat and your oesophagus.  It may be a minor scald, but it won’t have healed by the time you do it again.  Don’t use the handle, and if the cup is too hot to hold, the drink is too hot to be in your mouth!

 

Do you chew gum to stimulate saliva production?  Then you need to be aware that what you are doing is encouraging yourself to take in LESS fluids by recycling what is already there.  Not only that, the bodily fluids that are converted into saliva are then swallowed, and passed out of your body as urine, so chewing that gum REMOVES fluids from your body. 

 

I have always imagined that dryness and irritation in my throat, and problems with healing in the lining of my nose, are connected with similar symptoms on my skin, but a dermatologist told me this was rubbish!  Just a coincidence then?  I often have nasal congestion, so perhaps that connects with the throat?

 

THE PEOPLE WHO SAY “KNEE”

(A Monty Python reference.)

 

A chiropractor pointed out (without prompting) that my right kneecap was “not tracking properly”.  He suggested simple exercises but they didn’t help.  When I was a child, my Dad and my Mum’s brother suffered similar problems with their knees, which would lock painfully, and seemed to dislocate, so I was not surprised when the same thing happened to me.  I quickly learned not to kneel down and twist sideways.  At infant school, I was one of the best at fast sprints and long jump, but children of that age should never subject their knees to that kind of strain.  A child’s knee joints are not properly formed until about the age of ten.  By the time I reached junior school I was unable to cope with any sports involving running, jumping or kicking.  Many of Dad’s family suffer different problems with their knees.  Throughout my life, doctors have told me there was nothing wrong with my knee, but then, they don’t have to live with its pain every day. 

 

Going upstairs or uphill causes pain, but going downstairs or downhill risks the knee collapsing and dropping me on the floor.  Lots of old people suffer major injuries from falls like this, and I was quite phobic when I briefly lived in a house with a long, straight staircase.  The first time I went to Lincoln, I was impressed that I got all the way up Steep Hill, but coming down again was a different story.  My knee kept collapsing and I had to walk down very slowly.  Once again, it is something that endless doctors have looked at, and never diagnosed the problem or provided any cure, or even pain relief.  I am told it is subluxation – the knee slips out of joint and then goes back in place, leaving no detectable clue that anything is wrong, just twenty minutes of excruciating pain.

 

WHO IS NORM ANYWAY?

 

They're everywhere, I can't seem to get away from them, in supermarkets, hospitals, churches, surgeries, police stations, choirs, bands, or in the street… human beings.  And we are flawed, imperfect, no question about it.  In recent years, Beth and I were fortunate to have a very kind, caring man as our GP, sadly now dead.  He was human too, didn't always get everything right, but what set him apart was that he cared and he made the effort.

 

 

Listen to other people’s advice, and give it consideration, but do remember that, even if you are not medically qualified, you are the world’s leading expert on the subject of living in YOUR body!

 

What I find most irritating is that, bearing in mind that I am not someone who pesters the doctor with every little problem,  whenever I feel that something is important enough to need help, endless tests tell me I am NORMAL!

 

Does that mean I have to watch football, and mess about with cars?

 

We changed surgeries recently, and I wrote a summary of my medical history from my point of view.  It turned into a list of all the things that doctors have failed to deal with over the past half-century.  Beth was seeking help with an ear problem, the hospital tested by pouring warm water into her good ear, it had no effect.  When they did the same to the other ear, she screamed with pain, yet she was told there was nothing wrong with the ear, so they did nothing, and the problems continue. 

 

Our friend went to the limb clinic to get her artificial leg serviced and

checked over, they asked her to leave it with them and come back later.

 

When I was 11, I was given spectacles, but it was another twenty years before I found an optician who had the sense and consideration to tell me that my frequent, unbearable headaches and double vision were caused by lazy eye muscles, and could be cured easily by exercises.  It must have impacted on my life tremendously, I didn’t know other people didn’t have double vision and frequent headaches.  The optician was amazed when I followed his advice, and my eyes improved dramatically in a few months. 

 

I am not a huge fan of fringe medicines and things like aromatherapy, and hypnotherapy seems to have severe limitations, but there are references below to genuine help I received from an acupuncturist, a chiropractor, and Cold Laser treatment.  I tried reflexology briefly, and found it to be a very impressive diagnostic tool, but it did not seem to cure anything.  I watched with interest the TV programmes about the Spekemans, who seem to have an incredible knack of helping people with all kinds of phobias.  Part of that is about…

 

HABITS & RULES

 

As we go through life, we often develop habits and routines designed to make life better, and it is easy to drop into making rigid rules with the best of intentions.  Dianetics is partly a study of people who live their lives by rules that no longer apply, and cause more problems than they solve. When you suffer a trauma, your brain collects together an ENGRAM or SCHEMA - a file of all your senses and experiences at that moment, and regards them as a warning sign in the future.  Although it is often a good instinct, it can sometimes cause you to spend your life avoiding something that is not harmful at all, or even having a phobia about it.  The key is that you must test those rules periodically, to see whether they are actually helping, or simply limiting your life.  Tea contains caffeine, so I decided to drink it so very weak that it was not worth putting the tea in at all.  I gave up having sugar in it to try to lose weight.  I gave up whole milk to try to improve my cholesterol level.  I stopped having drinks hot because they affect my throat.  None of the other things improved my life but I going on doing them.

 

I like a nice cup of tea in the morning,

but the caffeine’s bad for me.

It keeps me up awake nights,

and sugar makes my jeans tight

So it’s gnat’s pee for me.

And the milk is so bad for cholesterol,

and the hot water’s scalding my throat,

So it’s lukewarm, weak and, gee,

it has lost the point for me

of a nice cup of tea.

 

 

MYSTERY ILLNESSES

 

In recent years, I have found that when people have mysterious illnesses that the doctors have trouble diagnosing in weeks or months, I can sometimes sense instantly where the source of the problem is in their body.  For example, referred pains are often somewhere quite different from the actual source of the problem.  I can sometimes do this remotely from a picture or an email, but quite what use this has to offer the world is beyond me, since I am unaware of any ability to do anything about healing the problems, and doctors would understandably be unlikely to take me seriously.  A friend wrote “Dear Bill & Beth, Sorry if I have been a bit quiet! I have been going through a regiment of medications ~~~~~~~~~~~ I finally take care of the problem that Bill already knew I had!  I still remember the day you told me what was wrong with me before I even went to the doctors.”

 

One if the things that shocked me was the concept that old friends who had known me for years (and happened to be Christians) were concerned that since I am not a Christian, this gift might be coming from Satan.  What if I were Jewish, or Buddhist?

 

I wonder if I could do it for animals, I haven’t had the opportunity.

 

 

ARE YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS CONFIDENTIAL?

 

Doctors’ surgeries across England are now required to supply patients’ personal and confidential medical information, on a regular and continuous basis, to the Health and Social Care Information Centre (HSCIC).  The data upload commenced in March 2014 and all households should have received a leaflet misleading entitled “Better information means better care” through their letterbox about this in January.  This programme is called care.data, and the information uploaded will be used for purposes OTHER than your direct medical care (deviously referred to as “secondary uses”) so it has nothing to do with “better care”.  Medical staff treating you in GP surgeries, hospitals, A&E and drop-in centres will not be able to use this database.  However, the uploaded data is likely to be made available to organisations outside of the NHS, such as universities and commercial companies.  Details from your medical record will be extracted from the practice in a form that can identify you, and will include your NHS number, date of birth, postcode, gender and ethnicity, together with your medical diagnoses (including cancer and mental health), their complications, referrals to specialists, your prescriptions, your family history, details of your vaccinations and screening tests, your blood test results, your body mass index, and your smoking/alcohol habits.  Under the Health and Social Care Act 2012, GP practices have no choice but to allow the HSCIC to extract this information.  Once the data has been extracted, the GP practice is no longer the data controller for that information, and cannot control or protect in any way how that information is used, shared or who has access to it.  Although GP practices cannot object to this information leaving the practice, individual patients and their families can instruct their practice to prohibit the transfer of their data...

 

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO OPT OUT!

 

If you do nothing, then your medical information will be extracted and uploaded to the HSCIC.  See…

http://brief.care-data.info/

 

EHLERS-DANLOS SYNDROME

 

At least five members of Beth’s family suffer some symptoms of the mysterious, painful and debilitating illness known as EDS, and most doctors are not equipped to diagnose the condition, but one important clue is that if members of a family have apparently rare but different conditions, and there is no obvious connection, EDS may be the link.  Collagen is a major building block for the body, and its failure can cause many diverse symptoms, including…

Hypermobility

Easy Bruising

Chronic Fatigue

Bladder Problems

Vitamin D deficiency

Muscle & Joint Pains

Autonomic Problems

Immunity deficiencies

Allergies & Brittle Asthma

Susceptibility to Infections

Reflux & Gastro Symptoms

Dislocations and Subluxations

Dizziness & Balance Problems

Brain Fog & Lack of Co-ordination

Poor Healing & Immune Deficiencies

Heart Racing & Postural Tachycardia

 

 

COLD LASER TREAMENT

 

Cold Laser Treatment is said to stimulate the body and help it heal itself by delivering controlled pulses of laser light.  I have to say it just sounded like just another cranky quack idea when I first heard of it, but because of my skin problems, one injury remained open, and didn’t heal for THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS until a friend tried Cold Laser treatment on it.  He had previously used the machine to shrink a benign tumour in his brain, keeping major surgery at bay for a long time.  Apparently, NHS hospitals have these amazing but expensive machines hidden away in cupboards because nobody knows how to operate them.  I expect the drugs industry bought the cupboards for them! 

 

FREQUENT CHRONIC MIGRAINES

 

For 8 years, Beth’s life and health have been blighted by migraines of varying severity, but almost every day.  We paid good money to go to the Migraine Clinic in London, their response was to say that “migraine doesn’t behave like this”.  Another thoughtless specialist said “it’s only pain, it shouldn’t stop you from working”!  The Migraine Clinic’s own website talks about migraine being a headache!  

 

Migraine is not just a headache, it is an all-body, all-consuming illness, pain, vomiting, visual disturbances, balance problems and dizziness, confusion, lack of coordination, diarrhoea, bloating and digestive problems.  Apart from the physical effects, it’s like a temporary mental illness that prevents your brain functioning normally. 

 

Pain killers only ease the pain, they don’t stop her being ill, and nobody deals with the basic questions about why she has had to suffer like this for 8 years, or what can be done to remove the illness.  She never knows what she will be like, or whether she will be able to do what she has planned to do on a given day.  If she sleeps, she will almost certainly wake with a migraine.  If she stays awake all night, the migraine doesn’t come, but she is exhausted, this approach is not sustainable.  Surely she is not the only person in the world suffering like this?  We spend our lives analysing food and drink that may trigger it, but that doesn’t stop the illness.  A specialist told us it is pointless trying to analyse it, but what else can we do?  Having gone through the drugs cabinet, Beth has finally been given Botox treatment, 31 stinging injections on the head, neck and shoulders, to see if these help by deadening nerves.  The idea is that although she may still suffer migraine symptoms, the pain should be removed.  That is exactly what happened, her life improved quite dramatically, but botox must be topped up regularly every few months.  Having found the points that fix the pain, the doctor forgot it had even happened, made no record of the procedure, claimed Beth had got it wrong, and decided to change to different points, which are not nearly as effective! 

 

GLANDULAR FEVER

 

In the summer of 1990, following a long period of stress and exhaustion, trying to build up a new business, I caught a bad viral infection, which was diagnosed as scarletina at the time although, in retrospect, the symptoms resembled viral meningitis.  There are other reports of viral meningitis leading to M.E..  In October, I was ill again, and couldn’t even lay my head on the softest of pillows without suffering excruciating pain, and sleep was impossible.  My doctor suggested rum and hot milk, that put me out for a couple of hours, then I woke with even worse pain from lying in one position. 

 

Not only that, it messed up my blood tests, and I was branded as a heavy drinker for a while, “How’s the drinking now Mr Kibby?” – you’d have to know me to appreciate how funny that is! 

 

My GP woke me early one morning to take me to hospital, and although I should have been impressed with him, I just wondered what he knew that I didn’t!  I had blood tests, and the specialist came back smiling, and said “glandular fever!” but added that it was difficult to recognise because it was “a real humdinger”.  More recently, several people have described a similar experience, and similar problems with diagnosis. 

 

Since nobody knew what it was, and every part of my body was in pain, I had assumed that I was going to die, and was impatient to get it over with.  One often hears of near-death experiences causing people to look at their lives afresh, and although I wasn’t really dying at all, the effect was much the same. 

 

The key thing about glandular fever is that you must rest until you are fully recovered, otherwise the consequences can be much worse…

 

ME? - M.E.

 

I’m sure most people know what it’s like when, after a bad dose of ‘flu’, you reach the point where you finally push yourself out of the front door and get back to a day's work.  I never recovered to that point:

 

From working 14 hours a day, I went almost instantly to sleeping 20 hours.

 

In what little time remained of a day, I was too weak to do much, and it was as if I went to sleep and woke up five years later, I call it my “Rip van Winkle” period.  What’s worse is that (while beggars on the street and new immigrants received benefit) the local DSS repeatedly told me that I didn’t qualify for sick pay, so I drove myself into the ground for 7 months trying to work, and go no help until I cried over their desk.  The response then was “of course you are entitled to benefit”, but there is no way of knowing how much extra damage they had done to my health by then.

 

I said that it was like having a complete body transplant, because although I could still think like me most of the time, my brain didn’t seem to be able to send out the right signals to control this alien body, which couldn’t walk seven miles like the other one, it could hardly get to the end of the road.  Its steering and co-ordination were off, and I had to aim myself very carefully if I was doing anything.  In particular, there were a variety of pains, which I had to try to define for the purpose of obtaining Incapacity Benefit.  When I awoke in the morning, I sometimes had a back pain that could only be relieved by sleeping longer.  On other days, I had a very different back pain for which I urgently needed to get out of bed, and off my back.  Getting up stairs was a problem but I found it less painful if I ran up, because ascending slowly meant I had to suffer the knee pains longer.  Other muscle pains fell into two main types: 

 

“Muscle Fatigue Pain” built up quickly when I used any muscles repeatedly.  Sawing or sanding wood was impossible.  Walking was difficult, yet I discovered that if I could manage to walk a mile or two each day, it gave significant relief from the knee pains.  The need to “move more” is paramount, but some sufferers simply cannot.  Electric scooters are a boon to many disabled people, I tried one for a while, but they are also the curse of the age for many others, because they make it far too easy to avoid trying to walk, and that leads to weight gain and other problems.

 

“Muscle Tension Pain” meant that holding any muscles in a fixed position for a few minutes would build up pain.  I went to the corner shop, bought a lettuce, and carried it back in one hand.  The pain lasted for hours – from a lettuce!  I learned to use a carrier bag. 

 

But they don’t taste as nice!

 

Even carrier bags were a problem because most modern ones have their handles the “wrong” way round, and I found that having to hold my arm in a twisted position was also painful.  Back pain was muscular, rather than spinal, and it was important to balance any weight by splitting it between both hands.  I tried to explain to someone that if we arm-wrestled, I might have the strength to win, but whereas they would just walk away and get on with their day, I would suffer pain and fatigue for hours.  I had strength but no stamina, so although I could hang weight at the ends of my arms, I couldn’t have my muscles tensed, or carry anything much at all in front of me.  Flat objects could not be any larger than 22 inches, to fit under my arm, or I couldn’t carry them at all. 

 

I was suffering from M.E. and unable to work.  Stress, exhaustion and a major virus are the typical circumstances for its beginning, so it is sadly common in teenagers swotting for exams, as well as adults in stressful jobs - hence that ridiculous term “Yuppie flu”.  There are blood tests and brain scans which may reveal symptoms, but since these tests are expensive, and achieve very little, the fact that the blood cells have unusual levels of magnesium, or that the brain’s serotonin levels are low, or that circulation of blood to certain parts of the brain is restricted, is of no help to you or the doctors, it merely confirms what we know already - you are suffering from M.E.!

 

M.E. is a real, recognised, physical disease of the brain,

not a mental or psychological condition of the mind.

 

Its typical beginnings are a combination of stress and a major virus, such as glandular fever, and that’s what happened to me.  I spent 14 miserable years suffering from M.E. with no useful help of any kind at all from the National Health Service, they left me to rot.  If the government is really so worried about the number of people who are on Incapacity Benefit, perhaps they should remind the NHS what it is supposed to do – treat people! 

 

Other symptoms may include difficulty controlling body temperature, dizziness, excess sweating, insomnia, painful glands in the neck and armpits, palpitations, sensitivity or intolerance to light, noise, alcohol or certain foods, or sore throat and headaches, or visible muscle twitching.  Recent research suggests that with M.E., activity can produce as much as twenty times the normal amount of acid in the muscles, which explains a lot about the pain.  I met an NHS office worker recently, he said “If you had M.E. for years, how come you haven’t got it now?” – which suggests to me that the doctors around him have given up trying to treat the illness.  Even the M.E. consultant now has it.  It is disturbing that, among the small minority of the population who are searching here for piano history, so many have the illness, or know someone who has it. 

 

In 2009, there was talk of a new urine test for detecting M.E., based on new research by Professor Kenny and Dr Chris Roeland in Belgium, which suggests that bad bacteria in the digestive tract produce a build-up of hydrogen sulphide gas:  in large quantities, this is believed to suppress the immune system, or even cause suspended animation.  Whether this proves to be true or not, it seems finally to have laid the ghost of an idea that the illness is psychological.  The very suggestion that it might be “all in your mind” is not only deeply offensive to genuine sufferers, it is inaccurate, and makes no reference to the very real physical symptoms. 

 

I have to ask – is there any proof that CFS has anything at all to do with immunity problems?  In all those years of suffering, I had less colds, coughs and minor illnesses than at any other time in my life.

 

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME

 

In the early stages, the illness is often described as Post-Viral Fatigue Syndrome (PVFS), and only after a longer term will you be likely to hear the term Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS), because CFS is a result of the sustained pain.  Some doctors reserve the term Myalgic Encephalomyelitis (M.E.) for more serious wheelchair-bound cases, whilst others avoid the term altogether, because it tends to cause panic.  Politicians also seem to prefer us to suffer CFS, rather than show the real figures for M.E..

 

Because of the modern trend towards so-called “open punctuation” (which means not bothering to punctuate at all) I prefer not to talk about “ME”, and stick to CFS, but they are not really the same.  There is an old myth that Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is another name for M.E., but it is becoming increasingly clear that this simply is not the case.  Any condition that causes persistent, chronic pain can lead to CFS, my pain was M.E., but it could equally have been E.D.S., fibromyalgia, hypermobility, meningitis, migraines, arthritis, kidney disease, spinal problems, etc..  This leaves me struggling a bit to decide which of the aspects I am discussing are attributable to M.E. at all! 

 

CFS occurs because we simply do not appreciate how much we are coping with in terms of the physical exhaustion and emotional stress caused by constant, massive long-term pain.  I was never offered simple, strong pain killers, and I find myself wondering if they would have prevented the M.E. from causing Chronic Fatigue in the first place.  I am also convinced that many people who are written off as “depressed” are suffering from CFS caused by stress and emotional pain, and would be fine if someone just took the problems away… if only it were that easy.

 

Because M.E. affects the serotonin levels in the brain, I was asked several times by doctors whether I thought I was depressed and, because I knew several people who were, I felt quite confident in saying that I found too much joy in too many things to call it depression.  I described it as frustration, which I believed would disappear if they could just remove the problem for me!   Unfortunately, doctors have a tendency to label the effects of all life’s real problems, stress and frustration as being “depression”.  It is only when they find cases which have no apparent explanation that doctors use another classification - “Endogenous Depression”.  Telling someone they have this is like saying they might as well take a long walk off a short pier, because there is no cause for their depression, therefore no cure.  I was persuaded to try Prozac ”just in case it was depression”, and that nasty little experiment put my progress back months.  Although some anti-depressants can have other beneficial effects, such as muscle relaxation, the whole concept that M.E. can be treated purely as a psychological disorder ignores the proven physical, chemical, and medical aspects of the illness.

 

All this pain and fatigue has a severe effect on one’s ability to take in information and remember it, and this can be frightening.  On one occasion, a friend drove me to a small town, where we went off to different shops.  When I had finished, I was horrified to realise that although I knew the town well, I had absolutely no idea where the car was parked, where she had gone, or even which way I had approached the shop.  I panicked, and wandered around in a very distressed state, not because I was lost, but because I thought I was losing my mind.  It has left me with a greater understanding of what it must be like to suffer dementia, and I am much more tolerant of dithery old people.

 

I tried being old, but I couldn’t get on with it.

 

It is very easy to slip into the habit of getting up out of bed, then sitting around in a half-asleep state, drifting in and out of sleep.  You must avoid this, or it will end up making you confused and disorientated, and you may be shocked at how quickly you can get to the point where you are not sure which memories are of reality, and which were just dreams.  Your mind and body need to have definite lines drawn between sleeping and waking, so sleep in bed as long as you need to, then get up and be awake as long as you can:  develop a definite routine which tells your mind and body that you are going to bed to sleep again.  Draw a firm line between being up and awake, or in bed asleep, whatever the time of day.  Many sufferers sleep longer for the simple reason that sleep is not satisfying, and my experience of this is that if I can spend a day being physically active, sleep is much more restful, but if you have a brain like mine, that dreams up more tasks than a body can ever complete, days are mentally challenging, and the process of wrestling with the day’s challenges does not stop when you try to sleep.  If only one could choose not to think!

 

Many sufferers seem to have experienced agoraphobia to some degree.  Despite the cute dictionary definition, agoraphobia is not a “fear of open spaces”, but rather a fear of leaving one’s safe territory, and venturing out into the wide world, at the risk of suffering whatever abuse, violence, aggression and other problems may be out there.  For example, you may run a successful business, but find certain clients impossible to cope with, or it may be travelling that is your problem.  A doctor once told me that there are two main types of sufferer:  the ones who let their problems pile up, and never deal with them, and the ones who are married to such people, and suffer the effects vicariously.  At the time, I fell into the latter group.  There is, however, another category, people who, for reasons beyond their own control, cannot solve their problems.

 

One of the most offensive remarks that cropped up from people around me was “I think I might have that” from people who just felt tired.  Someone recently commented on “when you used to get very tired” and I pointed out that anyone would get tired if they had that much pain.  I am sure you must know what it is like if a pain in one small spot becomes so intense that its effect seems to spread to a larger area.  At times, I had pain in almost every part of my body, and they all seemed to join up.  Nobody can see your pain, and illnesses that are visible are so much easier to understand, whereas someone with angina or leukaemia might show no outward sign.  People remarked on many occasions about how healthy I looked, and there was often the implication that I couldn’t really be that ill, so I pointed out that it is easy to look well when you spend most of your time resting.  Also, if I was very ill that day, they wouldn’t see me!  Nevertheless, CFS does have an “Andy Capp” image, like the cartoon character who couldn’t get his back off the bed, except when he had a chance of a good game of snooker, and although nobody ever called me lazy to my face, the implication often seemed to be there.  On the contrary, it is becoming clear that this illness strikes people who push themselves too hard, and that’s a process one has to learn to un-learn.  No doubt I may seem lazy to some people now because I have the good sense and assertiveness to say “NO” to situations that I feel may be too much for me.

 

On a rare good day, after several days of rest, it was not obvious that anything was wrong with me, and my brain could cope with more than most people’s:  I could go on stage, playing any two of three keyboards and playing bass on a pedal keyboard, operating another pedal with the other foot, pressing buttons, watching a computer prompter, and even singing, all at the same time!  However, on a bad day, I couldn’t remember my daughter’s name, I was dropping things, spilling drinks, bumping into things, falling over, confused, slow-witted, clumsy, uncoordinated, aching, sleepy, forgetful, bumbling around like an old man.  When I was 49, I used to joke that I was wearing my age back-to-front! 

 

Unfortunately, even with rest, one cannot always guarantee which day is going to be a bad day, and it is impossible to be a reliable employee.  I once turned up to do a concert for the local organ club, but by the time I had lugged my music gear in, and set it up, I couldn’t think straight, a disastrous gig! 

 

Recently, someone asked why I seem to be younger and livelier than I was

20 years ago, I just mumbled something about the portrait in my attic!

 

Anyone who is bored, stressed, upset or in pain will have their own ways of coping, whether it is smoking a cigarette, or drinking alcohol.  Some get completely drunk, or turn to drugs, but none of these options has ever appealed to me, and my natural method of escape has always been to relax and SLEEP.  When, therefore, I found myself in persistent chronic pain caused by M.E., it was a natural thing to try to sleep it off.  I don’t know to what extent this is relevant, or whether people who use sleep as an escape are more likely to sleep their days away, rather than hit the bottle.  Conversely, I would like to know whether people who turn to drink and drugs are less likely to suffer from CFS? 

 

Please email me if you have an opinion, or want to tell me how you cope.

 

Invisible illnesses are frustrating, and you can’t feel someone else’s pain.  When some complete stranger in a shop asks “how are you today?”, do you feel like giving them a long and detailed list of all your ailments, or is it just me?

 

Because of the long periods of inactivity, I should have been given anti-coagulants to reduce the risk of blood clots and Deep Vein Thrombosis.  At a time when I was too ill to think for myself, I should have been warned of the long-term muscular consequences of inactivity, and offered home visits, physiotherapy, dietary advice, aromatherapy, massage, reflexology, acupuncture and various other forms of help, but my own doctor at that time expected me to walk to the surgery every so often just to pick up a certificate.  No help, no advice, no sympathy, no therapy, no relief – NO HOPE!  The benefits system also required me to travel 40 miles for a medical.  I felt as if I was being penalised for being ill, like the obese person who asks for a knee operation, or the alcoholic who wants a liver transplant.  Conditions that have affected me before and after that illness were ignored, and I was given no help at all with them, so treatments that could have offered a little relief were denied to me.  Not only that, but in much the same way that old people are fobbed off with “well, you are getting old”, I was told that just about any ailment that ever afflicted me was to be expected with CFS.  Bowel problem?  Dry throat?  Back pain?  Eyesight problem?  Skin irritation? Painful knee?

 

“It’s to be expected.”

 

Richard told me “my wife’s illness began when our daughter was born, she is 23 now”.  Some people continue to suffer for years, and I noticed that when well-known celebrities were reported as having the illness, it often ran for 6 to 9 years, but I have recently come across several other people who are still suffering after 20 years, so something needs to be done about this growing problem.

 

CFS seems to have some aspects of the Seasonal Affective Disorder (S.A.D.) that pulls people down during the shorter, darker days of the winter.  Like many other people, I found that its peak period coincided almost exactly with the changing of the clocks after British Summer Time.  Some people have also advanced the theory that, being late risers, CFS sufferers miss out on sunlight, and develop a deficiency of vitamin D or E.  Light boxes may help, the only other answer is to let the sunrise get into your bedroom, try to be out in the daylight as early as possible, and as long as possible, even if it just means sitting in the garden.  (It is important to understand that your skin needs to absorb sunlight, so it’s not enough to be out there, you need to expose as much skin as decency permits.)  Being a musician, and therefore used to night work, this was difficult for me, and changing shifts can wreak havoc with CFS.  You need to develop some kind of regular routine, but the idea that there is something immoral about sleeping late and working into the night has been an annoyance to me all my musical life, and if musicians followed this train of thought, there would be no evening music. 

 

The local CFS “help group” only met in the morning, how thoughtless!

 

I found that I needed to set a regular time to go to bed, get up when I could, and adjust the hour when I began more physical activities like housework or shopping.  If 3pm. is too early, try 4pm., and gradually make it earlier if you manage to cope.  Another point is that if you rest too much in a day, you may have trouble sleeping that night, and the whole sleep pattern can take several days to settle down again.  My doctor often asked if I had trouble sleeping, I said “NO, I HAVE TROUBLE WAKING UP!”.

 

Odd things can happen, and I know of someone who recovered from CFS after having a ‘flu’ jab.  Some hospitals have reported limited success with Vitamin C, and you need not worry about overdosing with this, because your body simply throws away the excess.  I felt that I was noticeably better when I began drinking cranberry juice daily, but you should avoid the diluted sugary versions.  Some people make great claims for liquorice or cinnamon. 

 

Chronic fatigue is on the increase, hundreds of new cases are reported each year in East Anglia alone, and it has been estimated that there are now over a quarter of a million sufferers in the UK, and the cost to the nation is placed at a hundred million pounds in 2010.  Like obesity and aggression, it seems to be a symptom of junk food, additives, and modern living, so basically, just avoid anything that is strongly flavoured until you are WELL!  If you can’t cope without snacks, use tasteless, boring things like rice-cakes, carrot sticks are tastier.  Also, use foods that have only one obvious ingredient:  a piece of plain chicken has only chicken in it, whereas a sausage can have all sorts of strange additives.  A banana is what it says it is, but a “banana-flavoured” snack is anyone’s guess.  Recent reports say that eating processed meat every day can cause pancreatic cancer, but which processes do they mean?

 

In the end, you have to remember where it all started:  Chronic Fatigue Syndrome produces chemical effects in the brain that are similar to those of stress.  Add real stress to this, and you will MULTIPLY the effect.

 

STRESS is a killer!

 

It acts in many different ways, but it will get you if you don’t deal with it, so don’t just ignore it.  How many people, I wonder, suffer from bruxism - jaw pain or migraines from clenching or grinding their teeth?  It has been estimated that sixty per cent of days lost from work can be attributed to stress.  The so-called “Stress Management” techniques may seem to help you to cope, and calm yourself, but they don’t remove the source of the stress, so it goes on, and the better you are at “coping”, the less likely you will be to deal with the underlying problem.  Another thing to remember is that in the long term, some of the relaxation techniques can, when used to excess, actually make your heart rate become slower, and this is not helpful to your health.  My acupuncturist alerted me to this problem, and fixed it.  I thought I just naturally had a slow pulse.

 

The body has a natural defence mechanism to fight short periods of stress, by delaying its effects, and giving us an adrenalin boost to get through the problem.  I remember an occasion when my dog suffered a particularly horrific accident, and I was impressed at how well I coped with rescuing her… until the following day, when all the distress and shock caught up with me.  The problem is that this mechanism does not cater for long periods of continuing stress and if, for example, you have just escaped from a ten-year marriage to an alcoholic, perhaps even found a new love, you may think it is time to sit back and relax, but that is exactly when the stress catches up with you, and you could be in for a 5-year wind-down from your 10-year failure to address the problem.  This may not just appear as a state of mind, it could manifest itself in real physical symptoms.  For example, migraine sufferers often find that their attacks come after the stress has subsided.

 

I suspect that many CFS sufferers were, like me, always predisposed to psychosomatic illness, with real physical symptoms brought on by a state of mind.  I’m sure you’ve heard children say “my tummy hurts” when they are not coping with a situation, and it really does hurt.  Unfortunately, if you “think yourself into a cold” it is not “all in your mind” any more - it is a real illness, and you can’t just think yourself out of it!

 

“An idle mind is the devil’s playground”

 

Keep your brain busy with something more constructive and challenging than the gogglebox, or the gremlins will strike, and you’ll sink from mere frustration to self-pity and REAL depression.  I think computers are the ideal answer for people whose bodies are not working well.  Despite their difficulties, (which are a useful challenge in themselves, and should be a lesson in patience) they open up many avenues for constructive, creative thought, and keeping in touch with the world without excessive physical effort.  Also, adrenalin is an important aid to recovery, so try to find activities that you can manage, which give you some sort of a “buzz” even if it is only something like family research at the computer.  Collecting information and pictures on a favourite subject doesn’t have to cost you anything at all, but remember that a laptop offers you more choice of positions for comfort.

 

Artistic, creative people seem to be prone to CFS.  Perhaps, having overcome it, we have to approach it as if we were alcoholics - “My name is Bill, I’m a CFS sufferer” - with the implication that it may well happen again if we don’t take care of ourselves.  When people say how “lucky” I am to be feeling better, I quote Eric Clapton…

 

“It’s funny, the harder I work at it, the luckier I get!”

 

It takes effort and determination, but you may reap the benefits for life.  I hope this document may help people who are still suffering what I went through.  Do, PLEASE, let me know if you find it helpful, or want to make suggestions about improving it.

 

IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME

 

In some instances, people diagnosed as having IBS turn out to have coeliac disease, which is not an allergy or intolerance, it is an immune problem triggered by gluten.  Whereas there is no test for IBS, you can have a blood test for coeliac disease.

 

For me, one of the lingering effects of the CFS has been IBS, another mystery illness that has no known cure, but recently, I have found something close to one.  There is a known medical condition with a fancy Latin name in which, when waste matter reaches the descending colon, it triggers chronic fatigue that is instantly relieved when the bowels are evacuated.  This is just one symptom of IBS, it used to add to the confusion of CFS, and if I got up early, as many people do to get ready for work, I could expect up to 5 hours of diarrhoea.  I started off with the notion that drinking more fluids makes me feel better, and a full bladder also puts pressure on the bowels to get them working.  I developed a simple routine where every time I have been to the toilet, I drink as much as I need to top up my fluids, then don’t drink again until I have been to the toilet. 

 

This improved my IBS considerably, and I decided to try taking it a stage further.  All the day’s food is split into separate items, each having (as far as practicable) a single, visible ingredient.  This avoids most of the hidden ingredients in things like cakes, casseroles, sausages, soups, sandwiches and sauces, as well as cooking fats, frying oils, etc..  After each visit to the toilet, I top up my fluids, and then eat just one element of my day’s food, instead of having whole meals.  After a night without food, I start with porridge.  Muesli is a mixture of ingredients, so if you eat it, you are at the mercy of whoever made that mixture.

 

Porridge acts quicker, so much so that by the time I have switched on the microwave, my bowels are ready to rumble.  It would be an interesting experiment to make the porridge every morning, but not actually eat it!  IBS has psychological aspects to it, and you can’t fool your own brain… I have tried.

 

There is a theory that our bodies find it much easier to digest a single ingredient at a time, and also this slow trickle of food means there is never a sudden large parcel for the digestive system to deal with, so the dull, aching fatigue never happens, I never feel hungry, never get indigestion, and although I eat almost the same food as before, I am gradually losing a little weight. 

 

Even if you are eating out, you can still exercise some control by choosing items with separate, visible ingredients.  Meat, cheese and salad, are fairly defineable, but avoid those sauces, relish, coleslaw, mayonnaise, etc..  Sometimes, my worst enemy is white bread.  On occasions when I am breaking my usual diet on holiday, or eating out, I become aware that my bowel problem is gradually improving.

 

Did you know that cooking fruit and vegetables reduces the amount of vitamins, fibre, minerals, and enzymes?  Try to eat them raw.  There seems to be a common obsession with the idea that we must have hot, cooked meals, but it turns out that combining ingredients, additives, flavouring, and even the chef’s normal creative process of cooking ingredients together has a very bad effect on IBS sufferers.  

 

STEROIDS

Steroids have been described as miracle drugs, and an interesting, unexpected side-effect of a persistent ear infection was that, having been put on a single week’s course of Prednisolone tablets, I found that all sorts of lingering aches, pains, fatigue, skin problems and minor ailments improved dramatically, and left me on an absolute physical and mental high, such as I cannot recall in years.  I am convinced that many of the little left-over effects of chronic fatigue disappeared in a fortnight.  Will they return?  It has been years.  It might be worth asking your doctor about the possible advantages of trying a week’s course of steroids.  The surprising side-effect was that because I felt so good, I wanted to get on with my life and work, but this increased my frustration because while I was ill for so long, life seems to have acquired so many new barriers, out of my control, that impede my progress.  For example, the so-called “Live music” scene rarely involves musicians now.  I also put on a stone almost immediately after the steroids, and struggled to get rid of it.

 

STOMACH IRRITANTS

 

If you were a confident, capable tight-rope walker, then because you know what you are doing, it wouldn’t matter how high you were… until you fell off.  Most of us walk the tight-rope when we eat and drink all kinds of substances that we don’t realise are potentially stomach irritants, and we survive without noticing any problems because of the amazing way that nature has provided such a resilient lining in the stomach.  However, if that lining becomes infected or inflamed (gastritis) your doctor will be telling you to avoid a long list of things you have had no trouble with before, like alcohol, fruit, juice, milk, coffee, tea and caffeine drinks, chocolate, sweets, doughnuts, high salt foods like bacon, fried foods and cooking oils, cheese, onion rings, seasoned foods and curries, high-fat foods like chips and takeaways, as well as instant foods, processed foods, and canned foods.

 

The list seems endless, and you begin to wonder what you CAN eat.  It is reminiscent of my comments above about IBS.  Stress and smoking are also irritants, but what people don’t realise is that all sorts of traumas to your body can cause a rise in acidity in the stomach, especially if you have had major surgery.  Sadly, there is no way forward unless you adopt a bland, benign diet for your food, avoid hidden ingredients, and mainly drink water.

 

CANDIDIASIS

 

In the absence of professional help, I began researching on the internet, and repeatedly found the suggestion that where people had been diagnosed with two apparently separate conditions - Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and Irritable Bowel Syndrome - this often indicated what was really one single condition caused by a parasitic fungus or yeast called

 

Candida Albicans

 

(Better known as Thrush.)  Perhaps I should have asked a vet:  It was well-known to farmers as a problem in pigs many years ago - probably all that junk food!  They were treated by providing them with charcoal, which the pigs instinctively knew they needed to eat.  It is said to absorb the candida and carry it out of the body.  I’ve never heard of edible charcoal being used to treat the condition in humans, although it is available from health food shops.   Candida exists in everyone's body, but is usually confined to the lower gut.  However, the theory is that if suitable conditions exist, candida may thrive to the point where it begins to head north and invade more and more of the digestive tract, a condition known as candidiasis.

 

Working its way upwards, it travels not only through the small intestine but beyond the stomach to the throat, tongue, nose, and sinuses.  Sufferers may describe a feeling of dry soreness extending from the nasal cavity right down to the chest.  Another typical sign is having a pot belly when you are not otherwise fat, in common with habitual singers like me!  Unfortunately for me, this “visceral fat” around the vital organs is now reckoned to be the most dangerous -  I’m not fat anywhere else!  The Candida problem is well-documented on the internet, and in books, although anyone with the money can start a website or publish a book, and there is, of course, a lot of rubbish written in both media.  However, the book on the Atkins Diet includes a very useful chapter on yeast infections, principally candida. 

 

If you can afford it, you should look for a Nutritional Therapist to help you, we found Fiona to be excellent, and she fully accepted the problems of candida, as did the three NHS dieticians we consulted at our local hospital.  For a while, we had an excellent General Practitioner who treated people for throat problems caused by Candidiasis, but five GPs (who only receive a fraction of the training about diet and nutrition in the UK) have told us that it is all rubbish, or even refused to discuss the matter, a very strange reaction more akin to what one expects from a scene in a corny old vampire film...

 

“Let’s ignore it and it might go away.”

 

If you want to know about diet, ask a dietician, not a GP.  Regular meals containing Glutamine may help to keep energy levels up.  There was even the implication that it is “all in your head” or that I got better because I believed I would.  I didn’t believe in the diet, I didn’t believe in acupuncture, but they helped!  Since conventional medicine had no help to offer, and no relief for Beth's pain, bloating, and fatigue, we looked at alternatives, and proceeded with the candida thing, with help from an excellent guy called Simon who runs a health food shop in Bungay.  Beth formulated her own diet to avoid all the problem foods associated with candida, and began to try it, knowing that some people take months to show any improvement.  Then, because some of my symptoms were similar, I decided to join her on the diet, although cutting foods out gradually, rather than a sudden drastic change of diet.  Within a very few weeks,

 

Fourteen years of chronic fatigue more-or-less went away!

 

Interestingly, I began re-introducing foods one at a time, one a week, and waited for the crunch, but NONE of the foods that I had cut out seem to cause me any significant problem now if taken in moderation.  All my life, I have been warned about the dangers of eating chips, but enjoying an occasional portion does me no more harm than most foods.

 

Can you begin to imagine what it would be like for you to wake up tomorrow and find that you were no longer ill?  It had not been unknown for me to have a good day, and even 2 or 3 days was not beyond possibility, but then it was a week, a month, a year, and I dared to hope that I was free.  Being much busier than I have been for years, my brain still struggles to cope with the stimulation of a full day, and I can get very sleepy, but that seems to be improving gradually.  Ideally, I still prefer to restrict myself to one major event per day, but this is more to do with organising my mind than my body.

 

ANTIBIOTICS

Antibiotics are increasingly accepted to be a major cause of fatigue, and I found this out to my cost just before the twin towers fell, when I had a near-fatal leg infection caused by an insect bite.  There was no tunnel of light for me, just the repeated video running in my head of a trip down a dark, muddy whirlpool into the abyss.  I received a double dose of intravenous antibiotics, and I cannot praise too highly the incredible NHS staff who dealt quickly, efficiently and caringly with this visible, traceable problem.  Antibiotics saved my life, but wrecked my health for a while.  They are said to kill off the “good bacteria” as well as the problem ones, so with hindsight, it’s important, during and after treatment, to use supplements like acidophilus that will help to replace the good bacteria, otherwise the bad ones like candida can flourish.  Why not wash down your pills with a pro-biotic drink?

 

Next time you are looking out at a rainy day, watching the mud pour down the drains, remember that we recycle water, and that has its problems:  household bleach is designed so that it quickly becomes benign as it is flushed away, but many other contaminants are not.  It is common knowledge that any drugs we take into our bodies will show up in our urine, but have you ever thought about what happens after it goes down the toilet?  Animals reared for slaughter are routinely dosed with antibiotics, so meat and poultry add to the problem:  The contamination amazingly survives cooking, and passes on through our digestive system, spreads to our waste water, and thence to recycled tap water, which is now said to contain increasing amounts of hormones, antibiotics and other drugs.  This may well be part of the reason why antibiotics are becoming less effective, so you must always filter the water because, apparently, domestic water filters remove more impurities than the industrial ones.  To me, this suggests that the water companies are not doing their job.  The problem is not helped by the fact that so many people consider it acceptable to flush old drugs down the toilet.

 

HYDRATION

A lot of aches and pains are aggravated by shortage of fluids, which can cause a chest pain rather like heartburn, and may even lead to hallucinations.  Many sources now recommend taking two litres of water a day, in addition to your normal drinks.  Another rule of thumb is that if your urine is coloured or smelly, you should double your fluid intake.  Some people say that tea and coffee, despite being made with water, can increase dehydration.  A simple idea is - whenever you are waiting for the kettle to boil for a cuppa, drink water, but make sure it is filtered, or you may be adding to your problems.  Cold water can be refreshing, but many Chinese people carry a flask of tepid water, and sip from it through the day, rather than drink large amounts of cold water from the fridge.  Hydration is not just about water, most drinks will help your fluid levels, so try to vary them, instead of forcing yourself to drink gallons of water.  Indeed, there are some conditions such as diarrhoea where too much plain water is discouraged.  After a night without fluids, I start my day with five different drinks.

 

Of course, drinking more fluids means going to the toilet more often, indeed the whole purpose is to flush the toxins out of your body, and the ideal is to have some reliable means of reminding yourself to take fluids at regular intervals, so this is my suggestion:  After you pass urine, drink as much fluid as you like, but don’t have any more until you have passed urine again.  This will soon become routine, and going to the toilet will remind you to drink again. 

 

Don’t wait until you are thirsty to drink!

 

THE NEW BENEFIT ASSESSMENTS

When I was ill, I occasionally had to go for an assessment, to prove that I was still ill enough to qualify for sickness benefit.  I soon learned to trust the fact that it was done by a doctor, who could see that it was a struggle for me just to attend, and understood completely that I was too ill to attempt to work.  I am glad I don’t have to do it anymore, because recently, there has been a sinister change in these assessments, now farmed out to ATOS, a foreign business firm, and employing a “Health Care Professional” who is not necessarily a proper, qualified doctor.  Acting on instructions from the government, they tick boxes saying things like

 

 heard when his name was called”……..

 rose from the chair unaided”……………...

 walked to my office unaided”……………..

 had no difficulty completing the form”…

 was able to raise his arms above his head”

 

Health problems can vary from day to day, but these people are obsessed with something called “a typical day”, and although the rules say that the HCP is not permitted to use the assessment day as a snapshot of your general health, THEY DO!  In February 2104, figures showed that in the past year nearly 900,000 people had their benefits stopped, the highest figure for any 12-month period since jobseeker's allowance was introduced in 1996.  In recent months, however, 58% of those who wanted to overturn DWP sanction decisions in independent tribunals have been successful, but they had to wait over a year for the tribunal, the stress and anxiety of which can have a terrible impact their health.  In addition, the government plans to reject 5% of the people currently on Disability Living Allowance, and people who have repeatedly been told by the DSS that they are unemployable are now expected to get a job.  The cost to the courts alone amounts over £475 million so far, and the government are blaming it on an increase in appeals, conveniently failing to say why that is happening.  They argue that the system has weedled out many malingerers, but what of the impact on the lives of those who are genuinely ill?  And what if you live on your own, are frail, with no support, and don’t have the confidence to deal with the appeal?  The only good news is that once you reach the tribunal, after a year or more of stress and worry, you will be dealing with a judge and a REAL doctor, intelligent people who should be impartial, and probably don’t even approve of the system they have to monitor.  ATOS have now given notice to quit before their contract expires, but who will replace them?  Will it be better or worse?

 

By the way, don’t expect interest on your back-dated claim,

that’s another way the government saves money.

 

BIORHYTHMS

Everyone varies in the way they feel from day to day, but this is taken to an extreme with CFS, and it was difficult sometimes to know if I had ‘flu’, or just a bad day.  The way to achieve a better understanding of this frustrating fluctuation in an illness is to read up on biorhythms, and although they won’t make you better, some people feel that biorhythms help them to plan their lives more effectively.  They certainly will help you learn to be more tolerant of yourself, because different aspects of our bodies and minds fluctuate at different rates, and if you learn to recognise which aspect is giving you trouble that day, you will probably find that the particular biorhythm is low.  For example, the emotional biorhythm has a cycle of exactly 28 days from birth, (unlike the menstrual cycle, which varies) and it goes critical every 14 days.  Suddenly, one day, for no reason at all, you feel weepy.  What day of the week is it?  The chances are it is the weekday on which you were born.

 

CHOCOLATE?

Whenever the subject of chocolate comes up, it is important to realise that white chocolate, milk chocolate, and plain/dark chocolate are not just different colours of the same thing, they can have quite different effects on your body, and some people are allergic to just one type.  Cadburys were unable to explain this, and although the staff at the Chocolate Museum in Bruges told us the ingredients, these did not explain the differences in effect.  Several recent surveys suggest that a small amount of dark chocolate every day helps to avoid heart disease, or reduce blood pressure, and it is thought that about 45 grams (half a bar?) of dark chocolate a day, high in flavonoids, may also help to control serotonin levels.  

 

WEIGHT LOSS

There is a simple rule about weight and calories, and the THEORY is that if I want my ideal weight to be 75kg, multiplying that figure by 20 means that I need to consume 1500 calories per day, and my weight will gradually work towards my goal.  In reality, it does nothing of the kind, and I have always said that there is no correlation between my weight and food intake.  I can go without food for 2 days, or eat far more than usual, it has no effect.  I went to a dietician to try to solve this riddle, but he sees what I am doing, understands my logic, and has no idea why it doesn’t work.  I am said to be eating less than 75% of the calories I would need if I wanted to sustain my weight.  

 

Someone suggested that I should try the “Five and two” diet, so I asked if that meant fasting for 2 days a week.  No, the “low-calorie” suggestion for those 2 days is MORE food than I normally eat!

 

I find that on a long, busy day of physical activity, I can lose half a pound, but on a day of purely mental activity such as music and computing, I can GAIN half a pound.  This is staggering, what I do today can affect tomorrow’s weight by a WHOLE POUND! 

 

Have you ever started one of those seemingly-endless videos that warns you about 5 foods that will trigger fat storing?  It would be nice if they STARTED by telling you what they are, it would have saved me from a mind-numbing half-hour of waffle, because I don’t use concentrated fruit juice, margarine, whole wheat bread, soy or GM corn, so the whole thing was a waste of my time.

 

It is horrifying to imagine that Europe is considering legislation for obesity to be treated as a disability, it will bankrupt this country.  Imagine, you have gone through all kinds of problems trying to gain official acceptance of your illness, and then someone is instantly accepted purely on the basis of what the scales say.  You could just jump the queues by getting fat!  The majority of morbidly obese people only have themselves to blame.  Removing pains has allowed me to live a much more active life, and conversely, losing some weight has relieved some of the pains.  Incredibly, I lost nearly 2 stones in 2 months.  The bad news is that this involved many long hours of heavy manual labour, rearranging our collection of pianos.  During that period, I ate and drank normally, drank Coke when I needed it, occasional chips, rarely fast food, ice-cream at bedtime. 

 

Someone said it was a waste of energy moving pianos around the room, and I should go to the gym instead.  Am I missing something?  In what way is going to the gym more useful than leading an active life? 

 

DIET DRINKS

Do you use diet drinks to try to lose weight?  They may contain 'ASPARTAME', which is also marketed as 'Nutra Sweet', 'Equal', or 'Spoonful'.  Too much of this can mimic the symptoms of multiple sclerosis, dementia and systemic lupus.  Someone I know has been told for years by her doctor that she may have lupus, although tests have not been able to confirm it.  Recently, she was unable to buy her favourite lemonade, and accidentally bought one without aspartame.  Her symptoms began to abate within days.  For more information, see

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/11/06/aspartame-most-dangerous-substance-added-to-food.aspx

 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE PAIN HAS GONE

As you go through life, you will pick up pains in various parts of your body.  Although they are not usually life-threatening, each one has the potential to restrict some activities in your life, but some days, they all seem to be ganging up on you, and you may find yourself saying things like…

 

I can't sleep because my neck hurts

I can't drive far because my toe hurts

I can't walk far because my knees hurt

I can't lift much because my groin hurts

I can't sit for long because my back hurts

I can't stand for long because my feet hurt

I can't bend down because my ankles hurt

I can’t play guitar because my thumb hurts

I can’t stand on ladders because my foot hurts

 

You can so easily get to a point where simple pain frustrates everything you want to achieve in your life, it makes you feel older than you are, and it can lead to inactivity, obesity and depression.  Ask your doctor for a short course of strong pain-killers, just to discover what your life would be like without pain.  A positive side to all this is that when you are in pain, it forces you to remove from your life anything that is adding to your stress levels, and when the pain is gone, life is better than it was before! 

 

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

 

I suddenly started coming across the term “rheumatism”, and didn’t know what it meant.  Having searched for a clear definition, it seems that there isn’t one!  It’s a bit like saying “pain in the joints? That’s rheumatism” when nobody knows what it really is.

 

Years ago, I reached a point where if I stood for 2 or 3 hours at a gig, my feet became very painful.  I mentioned this foot problem to a retired beat policeman, and he asked if perhaps it was a SHOE problem.  This struck a chord with me, because I have always complained that shoes are not foot-shaped.  On his recommendation, I tried wearing Crocs, the pain went away, and I never wear anything else on my feet now, although I unfortunately prefer the expensive soft, heavy ones. 

 

ACUPUNCTURE

When I had CFS, the only positive help I got was by paying for acupuncture.  I went there for specific symptoms, and had no real expectations, but a friend had just qualified as an acupuncturist, so I trusted her, and tried it.  I was amazed, she used a combination of traditional Chinese acupuncture and another form which attacks symptoms directly.  Apart from the more obvious physical symptoms, I was impressed that in a few minutes, she could change my pulse rate permanently because it was too slow.  Even more amazing, my state of mind was at an all-time low because of my long illness, and she helped that enormously.  The things that I am sure acupuncture helped are amazing, but there are many other things that seem to have improved as well.  Beware of doctors who attend a 3-day course in acupuncture, the proper training takes 3 years.

 

CHIROPRACTOR

A chiropractor works only by examining and manipulating with the hands, no drugs or machines, but achieves amazing things.  Beth was investigating the possibility that her migraines were caused by sinus problems.  We waited weeks to see an ENT specialist, who spent 3 seconds looking up her nose, then proclaimed that there was nothing wrong with her sinuses.  Soon after, a chiropractor said (without prompting) that she had felt a blockage in the sinus.  Not only that, she drained it!  If you can identify the locations of particular, individual pains, a chiropractor may be able to help you remove some of them purely by manipulation. 

POSTURE

When my generation were growing up in the fifties, we were constantly nagged to “stand properly” and “walk properly” and our parents took control to such an extent that many people of my generation conform to a particular posture and way of walking.  Some people will argue that this exacerbated my knee problem, and my daughter’s generation were told by doctors that it is wrong to try to change the way a child walks naturally.  Now, between people only 2 generations apart, the difference is enormous, and I see so many young people standing in a way that will damage their spine, bending their neck down so they have to tip their head back, sloping their shoulders, contorting their spine, and walking with their legs going off at all kinds of angles.  There is absolutely no doubt that this can be damaging to their health in later life.

 

HEREDITARY CONDITIONS

It seems to me that something has gone wrong.  We don’t want to let people that we love die, so we plead with doctors to do absolutely ANYTHING that will help our loved ones survive.  That is perfectly understandable, nobody wants to lose someone they love, but sometimes, they can end up “cured of what they’re suffering from, and suffering from the cure”.  More to the point, someone who (in the past) would have died naturally from an hereditary condition can often be helped to survive, and go forth and multiply that condition into future generations.  Since we can’t go around sterilising people, and I can’t really settle to the idea of messing with our DNA, I don’t know how we stop these illnesses proliferating, but it seems to me that every successive generation is being plagued by more and more of these “rare” conditions, which wreck their lives.  Nature had a way of dealing with it, however harsh it may have seemed, but we interfered with the system, so we pay the price. 

 

SKIN PROBLEMS

I overheard a conversation in a chemist’s shop, a lady wanted advice about her allergy to soaps.  The assistant said she should stick to “safe” soaps like Dove or Simple, and avoid perfumed soaps such as Imperial Leather.  For many years, Imperial Leather was the only one that I could feel safe with, and Dove and Simple are 2 of the worst for my skin, they drive it crazy!

 

I remember my Dad telling the doctor his skin was inflamed and he didn’t know what was causing it, the doctor said it was “dermatitis”.  (This, of course, is a vague general term which means “inflammation of the skin”.)  I have had just as little help with my inherited skin problems, doctors can’t even agree on a name for them.  In 1975, I was going up some steps to a stage, and the steps fell towards me, damaging my right shin.  This injury remained open and did not heal for 37 years, but doctors kept telling me it wasn’t anything to worry about.  When I nearly died of cellulitis in that leg, I demanded to know if it was connected with the old injury.  Only then did I find out that my lymph gland has been damaged for years, and doesn’t work, so I have been warned by several doctors that any problems in that area have to be treated as urgent. 

 

When I had my office in an attic, every time I went down the steep stairs, my left calf caught on the carpet, and I developed a sort of carpet burn, which one doctor said was psoriasis.  The definition of this was simply that it seemed to respond to psoriasis cream, but this was not a proper solution.  The only way to get relief from the itching was to strip off the loose, rough, scaly skin until it was smooth, but although this process is quite satisfying in the short term, it makes it even more sore.  As an alternative, I wondered if I could fill in the cracks to make it smooth, like putting wood filler on rough timber.  I tried rubbing a wet bar of soap on there, which filled the cracks, and dried to a smooth surface.  I was surprised at the success of this, because soap is often a cause of trouble for my skin, but it worked, and a patch as big as my hand has reduced to a couple of small spots, provided I keep treating it.  It is not a cure. 

 

A few years ago, a locum doctor changed my life by spending ten minutes carefully explaining in detail that my rashes broke out because I was allergic to shampoo, and they failed to heal because my skin was not producing enough natural oils.  His advice was to use NO shampoo or soap on my hair, and simply rinse it in water every day.  I was horrified, but desperate enough to try it, and it worked.  The second stage was to take oil supplements to make my skin a little more oily.  Until I did this, my feet had never sweated!  Oh, what bliss to get some relief from the constant itching!  I have now found a shower gel that does not affect me, so I can have non-greasy hair again!

 

 

EAT WELL?

 

The National Health Service has been promoting two particular health ideas in recent times, with posters around the surgeries and hospitals.  One is the idea of “five a day” portions or handfuls of fruit and vegetables, the other is the “eatwell plate”, which acts like a pie chart, attempting to demonstrate the requirements for a balanced diet.  Unfortunately, if you put the two ideas together, there is a LARGE problem:   At the top left, you will see the five-a-day fruit and veg, whilst on the right, you have to balance that with 5 handfuls of carbohydrates.  Below, on the same scale, 2 handfuls of meat, fish, eggs or beans, and 2 handfuls of dairy foods.  Finally, a handful of high-fat or high-sugar items.  I am already fighting to lose weight, and if I ate this much food in a day, I would soon be huge!  I tried for a while to start my day by eating an apple, banana and pear, and make it a rule not to eat anything else until I had them, but I found it almost impossible.  Now, the goalposts have been moved, and we are told to eat SEVEN portions of fruit and veg per day!  Without donations, I will be fine, but the Piano History Centre may not survive.  If every visitor to this site donated just one pound, we would have a proper museum building, and much-improved facilities for research within our own archives.

 

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